54 Funny Custom Coffee Cups For Morning Smiles

You just have to look at all of the different coffee stores around to realize how popular coffee is as a drink. It's something that many of us turn to as a way to make our mornings a little bit easier. These funny coffee mugs double down on that ideas.

Most of us don't think particularly hard about what coffee cup we use, as long as we end up with a cup that is a good size for what we want to drink. But… there are actually some really cool cups out there.

With this list, I've collected a range of the funniest cups that I could find from creators on Etsy. There is a lot of variation in the cups, including some that are all about appearance and others where the joke is in the phrasing. Using cups like these would be great if you're around guests, roommates or workmates, as some of these designs would get people looking twice.

Just be a little careful about what cup you choose for what location, as a few of the jokes on these cups might be a little offensive to the wrong audience.

Funny Coffee Mugs (Great For Gifts!)

PS. Here are more coffee gift ideas.

Kettlebell Coffee Mugs

These coffee mugs have a pretty neat shape and color. Note – they are on their side in the image.

Butt and Beard Mug Pair

This fun mug set would be perfect for a couple, but even just one on its own is pretty amusing.

Less Thinky, More Drinky

I think this sentiment applies just as much to alcohol and to coffee – either way, the phrase stands out.

For Fox Sake

The play on words with this mug is clever. It isn't crude, but just about everyone will know exactly what the coffee mug implies.

Coffee and Mascara Mug

Without a doubt, this coffee mug is designed for women, but if anything it would be funnier with a guy drinking from it.

This is Probably Wine

In fairness, the writing on this coffee mug is probably true some of the time – but that just makes it funnier.

Meh.

This mug pretty much sums up my feelings first thing in the morning.

Go Away!

This one is perfect for introverts or anyone who doesn't like dealing with people.

I'm a Disney Princess

I love this mug –  and it's pretty clever really.

Correcting Your Grammar

Yup. This one is actually true for me because there is a never-ending amount of bad grammar online.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

This mug is very unusual and it would be funny to some audiences, but probably not to everyone.

Sorry, So Sorry

This one manages to be both funny and true. I can also think of a fair few people that would get a kick out of this coffee mug.

I'm A Professional

For whatever reason shocking people is always amusing, and this coffee cup does certainly have shock value.

Coffee Before Talkie

Again, this is a pretty good summary of first thing in the morning.

Gamers Don't Die, They Respawn

This would be a great gift for gamers, who would certainly see the funny side to it.

Introvert Social Energy Coffee Mug

I love the message of this cup and it's exactly how I feel some days.

Mornings Blow

Here's another coffee mug that makes the connection between coffee and mornings – after all, coffee does make mornings go easier.

I'm Not Saying I'm Batman

Here's a great one that has nothing at all to do with mornings or coffee. I do love it though.

I'm Sorry, But…

This is another mug with shock value, but it is still very fun.

Skull and Crossbones – Death Before Decaf

Perfect for all the caffeine addicts out there!

I Can't Adult Today

Some days adulting is just far too hard.

I Don't Like Mornings…

This one starts out simple enough, but it escalates quickly.

World's Greatest Farter

I think in many cases both descriptions are true, which makes this mug perfect.

Stat Travel Coffee Mug

The sentiment ‘stat' on a coffee mug seems pretty much perfect, especially as this is a travel mug.

Britney Spears Mug

This one is only funny if you get the reference – but it is certainly a clever phrase to put on a coffee mug.

That's What She Said

I love the cleverness of this joke. It might take people a second or two to get the joke, but that just makes it more funny.

Mother Flipping

This joke comes from the show IT Crowd, but honestly, it's still funny even if you haven't seen the show before.

Don't Be a Prick

Of course, if you are a cactus, being a prick kind of comes with the territory.

RX Prescription Coffee Mug

The visual appearance of this cup alone is a joke, but it gets even funnier when you read the smaller text.

I Love You…

This one is a good Star Wars reference, although it only really works when the two cups are together.

Sarcasm as a Defense

I think this one is true for a lot of people.

Emoji Coffee Cup

Emojis are fun and I love this coffee cup. It's also a cute way to express something a little bit shocking.

For Fox Sake (again)

This is the second cup with the same theme as part of this list, but it is a seriously cute cup.

Now You May Speak

I've seen this same approach on a wine glass, but the sentiment applies to coffee just as well.

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard

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This coffee mug is a clever twist on that old rhyme. Although, it is another joke that only makes sense if you understand the reference.

For Foxs Sake (yet again)

Okay, here is one more example of the fox theme. I love the stylized fox on this one as well as the font.

Good Mood Sponsored By Coffee

This sentiment is probably true in very many situations. I do love the connection between coffee and mood, because it is so very true.

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

I think this mug would be great for parents, although the concept is funny in a lot of other situations too.

Post This

This cup is perfect in our media-obsessed world, and I do love the sentiment.

I Drink Like A Gilmore

This cup is a direct reference to Gilmore Girls, especially due to the obsession with coffee on that show.

I'm Good With Math

Spelling challenges are always a bit funny and this one would be especially relevant for anyone who actually is an engineer.

Humble Kayne

So, in other words, not very humble at all.

I Like Big Books

Big books… big butts… same difference, right?

This Might Be Tequila

This might be a good choice if tequila is your alcohol of choice – or if you just want to make people think twice.

Obsessive Coffee Disorder

Yeah… this is a summary of quite a few people's relationship with coffee, and a funny sentiment to boot.

As If!

This one is a direct reference to the movie Clueless and the design looks pretty cool as well.

Just Kidding

It's not the most polite coffee mug out there, but sometimes shock value is what makes something interesting.

I Can't Even…

I can't even… Yeah, that's a pretty good way to look at first thing in the morning.

Don't Touch Me

This coffee cup is a bit clever and certainly unusual.

Unicorns Are Lame

I love this overall theme, especially as you have to look closely to see the punchline.

Coffee Makes Me Poop

Well maybe, but you have to admit that this is an unusual sentiment for a coffee cup.

I Can't Adult, Please Don't Make Me

What about you, do some days simply feel too difficult to cope with?

Classy And Sassy

Here's another fun and clever cup, and the photo has got a cool background as well.

Always Be Batman

Sounds like good advice to me, I'd choose to be batman if I had the option too.